Tuesday, September 2, 2014

A Midnight Clear

3 Stars (out of four)

I read something in an article once describing Saving Private Ryan when it came out that I really agree with.  The best war movies also tend to be anti-war movies.  From All Quiet on the Western Front, Blackhawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Patton, Cross of Iron, Das Boot, Paths of Glory, Patton, Born on the Fourth of July, Apocalypse Now, to yes, even Rambo, the best war films have been those that stress that although war may be necessary at times, it is evil, destroys everything it touches and there is nothing glorious or redeeming about it, particularly when you are at the pointy end of the stick.  I have been meaning to watch A Midnight Clear since it came out in 1993, but it was one I never really got around to until now.  I'm glad I watched it now for the first time, with a little bit of perspective behind me.  Otherwise, I may have dismissed it earlier.  What started off as a bit of a pretentious art film actually turned out to have say that resonates deeply.

The movie takes place in the Ardennes Forest in late December 1944, as the war is winding down, but the Battle of the Bulge is just about to happen.  A depleted six-man intelligence squad has been sent out to determine whether a large German offensive is about to happen and when.  At first they are scared because they know the Germans are out there and they are quickly discovered.  They soon realize the Germans could have killed them multiple times, but didn't.  Then, one night, the Germans set up a Christmas tree and begin singing carols.  One of the squad approaches them and they exchange gifts.  The 7-man German squad also make it clear they want to surrender.  They came from the Eastern Front, are old men and boys as young as 15 and they are convinced their side is losing.  They have one request.  In order to protect their families back home, they have to fake a skirmish.  Unfortunately, one of the Americans is not in on the deal and starts shooting for real and all the Germans end up dead. The rest of the movie deals with the aftermath.

At first, this movie comes off like an adapted play with only one set, a poor man's Full Metal Jacket which had come out 6 years before. As I said, it comes off a bit pretentious at first, but as the first act settles in, we get a growing sense of dread of the unseen enemy.  The movie is also filled with stark, haunting, even gruesome imagery, adding to the sense of dread.  But once the Germans are revealed as what they are trying to do, that is where the humanity of the film kicks in.  It's easy to hate "them," the impersonal enemy.  It becomes a very different story when you see the humanity behind "them."  This is why soldiers and populations are conditioned in times of war to not think of "them" except as the enemy.  Jerries, Krauts, Japs, Gooks, Hajees; all hurtful titles designed to not make them people, but the enemy.  When we are attacked, like in 9/11, it is natural to hate "them," but like this movie and others have tried to make clear, we must be careful not to paint with too broad a brush.  There are evil people out there, and yes, they must be removed from the Earth.  But we must be careful we don't get so preoccupied with hating "them" that we forget our (and their) humanity in the process.  Otherwise, we just kill everybody and that is the end of the world.  

Because this is the real world, war is sometimes a necessary evil, but it should be the tool of last resort and not used for political expediency or at a moment of profound anger.  Now, lest someone think I am commenting on recent political events, I most definitely am not.  But I pray we don't get too comfortable with the idea that war is one of the only ways to handle problems.  Now, as much as I love movies like The Dirty Dozen, The Green Berets, The Audie Murphy Story, The Sands of Iwo Jima, Kelly's Heroes and the like, their sanitized views of combat are not healthy.  They promote the idea of war as glorious, even fun at times.  Certainly they depict war with few real consequences.  As much as people don't like to see it, they should be reminded that war is horror and destruction.  I hope one day John Lennon may be right, but until that day, we must be prepared for the worst.


The Lego Movie

0.5 Stars (out of four)

What is wrong with everybody?  Did everybody just take leave of their senses and decide to play the biggest practical joke on me by saying this was a good movie?  First of all, all of you with children 2-13, you are never again allowed to recommend another movie to another adult until you have seen three (3) consecutive rated R or unrated films (foreign ones count) so you get some much-needed perspective on what a good film is (or used to be).  I have received non-stop recommendations of this film, some from people whose opinions I (used to) respect.  But after watching this steaming pile, my faith in humanity was shaken a bit.

The Lego Movie is a kid's film that is supposed to be fun for adults too, but it is neither.  It starts off with Emmit Brickowski (Get it?  BRICKowski?  Because they're Legos.  Building bricks!  Haaaar!  The reason you're not laughing is because it isn't funny, like this whole movie), an ordinary construction Lego man who is prophesied to defeat Lord Business/President Business/The Man Upstairs, an evil tyrant who wants to glue the Lego world into permanent stasis.  Emmit and his cast of master builders must stop Lord Business by not following the directions and overthrow his dastardly plan.  If that doesn't make much sense, then welcome to the club.

From the references the kids won't understand to the moronic, muddling and self-contradictory plotline, the stupidly vapid main song, to the non-stop commercials of what Lego playsets are out there to a degree that borders on whoring, this is such a stupid, STUPID, STUPID (did I say stupid enough to get it across how incredibly, mind-numbingly stupid this film is?) movie that should not be unleashed on anyone.  And I see there is a sequel in the mix.  So what is so bad about this film, you ask?  First of all, the plot totally contradicts itself.  At first, it seems to say that conformity leads to a dull and dead existence and that creativity is what makes life and vibrant.  Those who think outside the box, don't follow the instructions are the heroes.  We are introduced to this idea in what they call the master builders who build mishmash Lego creations that overcome the tyranny of sameness and uniformity.  But wait!  They are overcome by Lord Business and the only way they can defeat him is to team up, work as a uniformed unit, follow the directions and eventually convince Lord Business that he is also a master builder.  This magically transforms him into a good guy, don't ask me how, but makes no sense.  Next, the insipid song Everything Is Awesome.  There used to be songs like When You Wish Upon A Star, The Bare Necessities, Once Upon A Dream, Let's Go Fly A Kite, The Beautiful Briny, even Friend Like Me and The Circle of Life.  Now, I don't want to sound like the "Get off my yard" guy, but there was a time, not so long ago, that some thought went into the songs of these films.  Basically, Everything Is Awesome is strikingly similar to the stupid, reductionist crap that passes for pop music today.  A semi-catchy, bouncy beat with autotune brainlessness behind it.  Finally, this is a feature-length commercial for another toy.  There have been one or two good ones done (Clue, Real Steel (although technically not based on Rock Em Sock Em Robots, but really what else were you thinking?) Toy Story, the first Transformers) and a LOT of really bad ones (Masters of the Universe, The Chipmunks Movie, The Smurfs Movie, Battleship, the other two Transformers). This MUST stop!!!  Honestly, I have not figured out why all these Lego-based things keep coming out.  Lego Star Wars was a stupid game, and so was every other Lego franchise.

Now, you will notice I didn't make this a BOMB rating.  That is because there are some MILDLY amusing jokes in it.  The SPOILER ALERT! Star Wars cameo and that Batman is kind of a prick.  They made me smile, but two kind of funny jokes do not make up for such a stinkbomb like this as a whole.

Are parents so hard up for quality entertainment for their children that they have to go to this?  With so much other great stuff out there, why show them this?  Parents, please be discerning for your kids.  Just off the top of my head, in the recent past, there has been great kid's movies out there like: Up, Toy Story (all of them), How To Train Your Dragon, Madagascar, Ice Age, Frozen. When you can't stand those anymore, start mining the classics like: The Iron Giant, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, any Disney movie, The Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Star Wars, The Dark Crystal, The Land Before Time, any Godzilla film, any Ray Harryhausen film ie Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, Jason and the Argonauts, ANY of them will do.  The point is, if we keep supporting these big commercials masquerading as movies, Hollywood will keep making them. Excellence in children's fare should not be the sole purview of Disney and Pixar.  Demand and support better stuff and you will get it.  Keep buying this crap and that's what you will continue to get.